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jenxmalone:

mydogsnokes:

Tbh the worst part of this website is queue puns

fuqueue


writeroost:

oroxine:

poyzn:

There is someone out there for everybody.

It just might be a goose.

relationship status: waiting for my one true goose


fancyferengi:

things I want for harley quinn:

  • running away with ivy
  • getting to live with her daughter
  • marrying ivy
  • puppies. like a thousand puppies.
  • shopping trips and getting ice cream
  • for her to always find jeans that fit on the first try

things I do not want for harley quin:

  • having literally anything to do with the joker

heart-snatchers:

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS AGAIN MOTHER FUCKERS


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tomodachicollection:

holy shit im listening to wake me up when september ends and the electric guitar kicked it when the clock turned to midnight it was so badass and magical holy shit


rikki-titti-tavi:

sizvideos:

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My eyes are leaking and I have a lump in my throat. This is so so cute


silkdildo:

When you’re in the forbidden forest and you stumble across Draco Malfoy putting his thingie in Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way’s you-know-what

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punned:

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY *class chants* “BILL BILL BILL BILL”


misspryss:

julstorres:

survivablyso:

buckybarneswho:

Let’s be honest everyone would rather watch a Black Widow movie than antman

I’d rather watch Black Widow file her taxes than an Ant Man movie

Well you have to admit her work-related expenses would tell some pretty interesting stories all by themselves

Black Widow orders towels online: the movie

Black Widow reorganizes her sock drawer: the movie

Black Widow cleans her gutters: the movie

Still more exciting than Ant Man


moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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giantspacefetus:

aries- doge

taurus- tfw no gf

gemini- farming memes

cancer- spiders georg

leo- shrek, onions

virgo- i came out to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now

libra- peach time

scorpio- rick rolling

sagittarius- bee movie

capricorn- john green, metaphors

aquarius- birds riding skateboards

pisces- photoshopping kim’s head from the kim kardashian game onto actual photos of kim kardashian


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